IF

IF our guests, Joe & Julie and Lexi & Tyler, would have noticed the puddles of water seeping out of the closed door of the forward head or the six inches of brine sloshing about inside when the door was opened, they might have frantically abandoned ship…
 
IF the Captain would have known that the sink's drain valve was closed in the forward head before he turned on the water maker, he would have opened it to allow the salty waste water drain properly…

IF the First & Last Mate had known that the Captain was going to run the water maker, she wouldn’t have closed the valve to let Tyler’s jeans soak while sailing…

IF Tyler would have known that the cute little baby seated next to him on the airplane was going to projectile vomit all over him, he may have tried to get a seat reassignment…

AND THE FIRST MATE WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TO BAIL OUT THE FORWARD HEAD FLOOR!